I want to go home.
Dear blog, I am currently being detained at the London airport. Currently being detained at the London airport. Detained at airport. Supposedly I'm not allowed to enter the UK if I am undertaking paid/unpaid work if I don't have a visa. So who was the smart little birds who told me I didn't need a visa.
They took my passport and travel documents. Currently I've been sitting in the room for two hours. Lots of people have come to question me. I've had a pat down, drug test and all my baggage searched. During the two days of flying I managed to loose the key for my luggage, so that only added to the appeal and shifty eyes. They searched through everything I had and I was half expecting them to find a gun or someone's decapitated head wrapped up in my towel. They all shared a participially suspicious look when they uncovered my old pokemon games I had in my hand luggage (What? I was playing them on the plane... No judging!). I carry the games around with some paper with cheats on them. All the airport people surrounded around the list of scrap paper and murmured with nodding heads like they had just found my weed stash. If I wasn't wetting myself at the time I would have just been plain hilarious. After some more grumbles I passed the suitcase test and was returned into the room.
It has been three hours. They took my suitcase and all the important bits of hand luggage but I still have my iPad. Blogging is the only thing keeping me sane. I only really started crying when the lady showed me the highlighted section of the 'sending people back home' manuel and it hit me that they can actually send me back. I never liked Channel 9's Boarder Security anyway.
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